As it's Friday, this will only be a short post.
Now that Hollywood has done plummed the depths of the eighties and is working it's way through the nineties (re: the Point Break remake), why not stop all this nonsense and go back in time; back to when things REALLY mattered.
What we need right now, more than ever, is a gritty remake of Leave it to Beaver.
I mean, from the title alone the movie writes itself.
What did Wally and The Beav really get up to after dark?
June and Ward - secret vampires?
And as for that Eddie Haskell - a real life Jeffrey Dahmer in the making?
The possibilities are endless. Get on it Hollywood; I need something for Christmas.
3 comments:
'Leave it to Beaver' sounds like the title of a fictional film that Jim Carrey would take his girlfriend to watch in one of the Ace Ventura movies. I had to check that a real film of that name was made. I suppose they got away with it because it's based on the TV series that started in the 1950s, when no one knew what a beaver looked like.
Jodie Foster and Mel Gibson missed a golden opportunity.
GB: Hence the need for a gritty remake.
BeckEye: you are my hero and I bow to your infintely superior comedic skills.
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