As it's Friday, this will only be a short post.
Now that Hollywood has done plummed the depths of the eighties and is working it's way through the nineties (re: the Point Break remake), why not stop all this nonsense and go back in time; back to when things REALLY mattered.
What we need right now, more than ever, is a gritty remake of Leave it to Beaver.
I mean, from the title alone the movie writes itself.
What did Wally and The Beav really get up to after dark?
June and Ward - secret vampires?
And as for that Eddie Haskell - a real life Jeffrey Dahmer in the making?
The possibilities are endless. Get on it Hollywood; I need something for Christmas.