Friday, September 16, 2011

Get the boot in

As it's Friday, this will only be a short post.

Now that Hollywood has done plummed the depths of the eighties and is working it's way through the nineties (re: the Point Break remake), why not stop all this nonsense and go back in time; back to when things REALLY mattered.

What we need right now, more than ever, is a gritty remake of Leave it to Beaver.

I mean, from the title alone the movie writes itself.

What did Wally and The Beav really get up to after dark?

June and Ward - secret vampires?

And as for that Eddie Haskell - a real life Jeffrey Dahmer in the making?

The possibilities are endless. Get on it Hollywood; I need something for Christmas.


Gorilla Bananas said...

'Leave it to Beaver' sounds like the title of a fictional film that Jim Carrey would take his girlfriend to watch in one of the Ace Ventura movies. I had to check that a real film of that name was made. I suppose they got away with it because it's based on the TV series that started in the 1950s, when no one knew what a beaver looked like.

BeckEye said...

Jodie Foster and Mel Gibson missed a golden opportunity.

tennysoneehemingway said...

GB: Hence the need for a gritty remake.

BeckEye: you are my hero and I bow to your infintely superior comedic skills.